a funny medical problem_hahaha

An old woman comes comes into her doctor's office & confesses to an embarrassing problem, haha ,"hey mr daktari, i fart soundless & odourless all the time,in fact since nimekuja hapa Nimenyamba zaidi ya mara twenty. what can i do?".... ok..ok..."here is a prescription_chukua hizi tembe ukunywe mara tatu kwa siku kwa siku saba alafu ukam unicheky baada ya wiki moja". next week an upset woman marched into the doctor's house, "Doctor i dont know wat was in those pills, the problem is even worse, i fart jst as much but they smell terrible!! wat do u have to say about urself?" .doctor>'calm down honey, now that we have fixed ur sinuses, we shall work on ur hearing!!"