Two mad men organized to run away from the mental hospital,they started planning that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman and open the gate and run away. When they reached the gate, the watchman wasn't there and the gate was widely opened, they said "Goodness" our plan has failed, let's go back, we will try again tomorrow. 😀😀😀
Now greet her dis way
How to greet someone's wife
Nifungie Take away.... Haha.... Funny
One evening, Bill and Jackson's wives decided to dine out a new Chinese Restaurant. Jackson's wife Julie was inseparable from her Pekingese dog called 'Pepe'. So Took took Pepe along with them to the restaurant. Whenever they went to their usual restaurant the manager's wife looked after Pepe while they ate, and they thought it would be no different this new restaurant.Julie and her friend Rachel, gave Pepe to the owner and went to their seats. They ordered their meal, had a few drinks and eventually their meal arrived. They were mortified when it turnedout to be their beloved Pepe surrounded by ChopSuey.As the owner explained the next day to Bill and Jackson, they thought that Julie and Rachel wanted the chef to cook the dog, not look after it while the women dined.
Welcome to kenya... Funny
WELCOME 2 KENYA.
* Where People fear Rain, Thieves, Robbers and Ai-shabab than God.
* Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing virginity.
* Where; if you dont cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart azn they tke u as analog
* Where getting a Galaxy phone is greater than achieving a degree.
* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
* Where temples/chrch are turned into dating points.
* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where Sex is free but love is costy and ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV.
* Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
some naughty funny facts
Few naughty but true facts:
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it....!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't
guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
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